myHK: MTR People Gone Wild!
The MTR in Hong Kong is full of characters! A people watchers paradise! Here are a few of my favorites!
“Clip! Clip! Clip!” Ahhh, the lovely sound of nails being clipped! This is one of those sounds that doesn’t bother you if you’re making it, but listening to someone else make it can be so infuriating. Luckily the MTR floor is like a bottomless pit. It just swallows up whatever falls on it from boogies to Mainlander’s urine.
These are the people who are always ready to pounce on a seat the minute someone stands up. Some are more obvious than others, with their direct stares, while others sneakily pretend to be looking away, keeping their competition complacent. Seat Predators will do anything to get their seat!
These individuals don’t give a F%$#! They have throats and lungs that they are so proud of, they want the whole train to see, and smell them. Bonus point for throwing in loud yawning grunts!
The MTR can be a bit stop and go, left and right. There’s a reason there are so many handles and bars to hold on to. Butt sometimes you need be a little more secure! A secret of some is to very simply place the bar between their buttocks. Lock it down! Not only is your anal seatbelt fastened, you also find a lot more space around you for some reason…
Who are your favourite MTR characters? Let me know in the comments below, and please share and if you liked this check out my, Things that make me go, ‘hmmm….’ blog HERE
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