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Lion Rock News: Cockroaches Complain About HK Apartment Sizes

The Union of Cockroaches has today launched a formal complaint to the government about ‘the cramped conditions we are forced to live and work in’. The complaint, the first of … Continue reading

May 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

Lion Rock News: Discovery Bay Ushers In New Era

Residents of the newly-formed Democratic People’s Republic of Discovery Bay (DPRDB) rejoiced on Friday at their Declaration of Independence from ‘Mainland Hong Kong’. Independence Day came at the end of … Continue reading

May 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Lion Rock News: Ocean Park to Unveil HK House Price Roller-coaster

Residents and tourists alike are teetering with excitement at the prospect of Ocean Park’s latest ride: The House Price Tracker. A guy in a clown costume loitering by the entrance … Continue reading

May 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

Lion Rock News: Beijing to Introduce ‘Universal Suffering’ by 2017

    Beijing has promised the city a more effective blanket of misery following news that Hong Kong is still the second ‘most liveable’ city in China, behind Zhuhai. Not … Continue reading

May 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Lion Rock News: HK Observatory Set To Issue Yellow Urine Warning

      In the week following a highly-publicised case of prepubescent public pissing and associated threat of an invasion of urinating mainlanders, the HK Observatory has been forced to … Continue reading

May 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Lion Rock News: NCH MIA; LRN FTW!

    During one of his many jaunts around the mainland,¬†¬†correspondent NewChinaHand has decided to withdraw from civilised society. He was last seen in the deepest, darkest bowels of a … Continue reading

April 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

LionRockNews: HK 7’s Rugby Tournament to Increase Birth Rate

    Hong Kong’s ethnic makeup could be impacted within five years, experts say. It seems that besides the economic and cultural benefit of the world-famous rugby tournament, the territory¬†could … Continue reading

April 1, 2014 · 1 Comment

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