The Guest Room

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pollipops: Dear Moon,


We’re coming for you!!

And by ‘we’, I mean the Japanese!!


First, we are going to build a team of robots and send them to stay with you for a while.  Don’t worry, they’re pretty self sufficient.

They are going to construct a 250 mile wide solar panel extending the entire 6385 mile equator of your star.  These robots will also need materials from the moon’s surface for this contruction phase.  Hope you’re cool with that?

After completion, these solar panels will absorb the sun’s radiation.

Next comes the easy part!

The solar panels will shoot down microwave and lazer power to 20km wide antennas placed in different locations on Earth, giving us a cleanly powered planet.

Done and done!

Now, Moon my friend, I know what you’re thinking.  “As if!” you say.

I’m not sure how familiar you are with the Japanese.  These are the same people that gave us solar paneled ionic toothbrush sets, robotic pets and cuddle cafes.  So, it’s only a matter of time.

Sorry to give you these message via The Guest Room.  I would have called but I’ve been extremely busy playing Words with Friends.


Mr. J


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