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myHK: Little Red Riding Hood’s Granny Dies!

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Little Red Riding Hood’s Granny Dies!!

Or does she?

I’m finishing up night time stories with my daughter E, when she gives me the sweetest look and asks for one more.

How can you say no to that?!

I reach onto the shelf and pull out Little Red Riding Hood.

“Ah, here’s a classic!” I think to myself. I tell E this is really the last one and we get started.

It begins like most versions of this tale do, with Little Red’s mom asking her to bring Grandma some food. Then she meets the wolf. The wolf tricks her, goes directly to Grandma’s house and wolfs down poor grandma!

“Where’s Granny?” E asks.

“Hiding,” I say….

Little Red then enters her Granny’s house and the wolf goes through the regular lines about her eyes, ears and teeth being so big.
Then, the wolf gobbles her up too!!

Now at this point I’m trying to remember if the story has always been this way. I quickly turn the page to see what happens next and there’s a woodsman running in with an axe. I’m baffled! I’m thinking, “What’s the point? They’re both dead! Way, way too late!”

However, the next page goes like this!

“He sees the wolf and kills it. Inside the wolf are Red Riding Hood and her Granny. They are very happy to be rescued.”

The following picture shows the three of them sitting at the dinner table smiling away, unscathed, with no signs showing that they both were in the belly of a beast moments ago.

I give a quick kiss on E’s forehead and head straight to the kitchen for my two ‘healthy’ glasses of red wine.

As I tucked in to my first glass of vino, I couldn’t stop thinking about how they came up with such a pathetic ending. What were they thinking?!

This author/illustrator combo drew up the idea to have the wolf eat both the Granny and little girl with his, ‘sharp teeth’ and then simply erase that problem by having the random ‘woodsman’ cut them out to perfect health!! Why didn’t they just put, “AND IT WAS ALL A DREAM!” on the last page?

As I write this, I’m trying to come up with a worse version and I’m struggling.

If I were to do a quick adaptation of the original, it would play on how sometimes children intentionally delay and annoyingly maneuver you off of your original path. For example, after the Big Bad Wolf says, “All the better to see you with!” Little Red could ask, “Why?” Then, after the Wolf says, “Because I like watching you,” Little Red Riding Hood could ask, “Why?” again. And so on and so on until the Big Bad Wolf throws his hands up in frustration and storms out of the house.

You see, children are a lot smarter than given credit for. When they repeatedly ask, “Why?” over and over again, they know what they’re doing, just like Little Red Riding Hood knew that the hairy animal laying in the bed was not her Granny.

Have you read any crazy versions of classics like this one?

I’d love to hear your thoughts in the comment box. Also, like and follow this for more stories about my life in Hong Kong.
Mr.J

11 comments on “myHK: Little Red Riding Hood’s Granny Dies!

  1. lynda
    November 28, 2013

    Love your thoughts on an” accepted” Red Riding Hood – the same could be done for all of Grimms’ Fair Tales – very grim indeed – I loved them as a child but scared the sweet dreams right out of me. Now days the red wine does help…so how about revising a few more tales – made me chuckle – keep it up..Ms B

    • theguestroom
      November 28, 2013

      Thanks Lynda with a ‘y’! Really glad to hear that you enjoyed the blog! Stay tuned for lots of other wild Hong Kong posts that will go very nicely with a glass of red!
      Mr. J

      • lynda
        November 29, 2013

        Lets have your thoughts on Hansel and Gretal……

      • theguestroom
        November 29, 2013

        Hansel in Gretel is an impressive story but definitely shouldn’t be read to young children. Just the thought of parents putting their lives ahead of their kid’s is disgusting. But, what makes me the angriest is how the father let’s the mother-in-law talk him into a plan that more than likely would result in a painful death.

        And then for the father to send them out again! This guy is just pathetic!

        Here’s another book painting the mother-in-law as the evilest character. Poor mother-in-laws!

        The question I ask students about this book is whether or not they would return to their father’s house after such betrayal.

        Although most said that they wouldn’t. I think the majority would because children are so trusting of adults and would not understand the severity of their parent’s previous decision. They would focus on bringing that treasure back to their parents to make everything ok.

        Definitely a good book to read children at the right age because it brings up good conversation on forgiveness and priorities.

  2. lynda
    November 29, 2013

    Cant blame the mothet-in-law – its the evil step mother – as usual….

  3. Mr.j
    November 29, 2013

    Of course!! Half asleep when I wrote that! 😉
    Yes, those poor step mothers!!

    Mr.J

  4. Christy
    November 30, 2013

    You had me laugh out loud… Thanks!

  5. Mr.j
    November 30, 2013

    Music to my ears Christy!!
    Thanks for your support!!;)

  6. jenny allen
    April 9, 2014

    i think we all read this classics when we were little, i don’t know how traumatic we are by them, but don’t remerber having nightmares because of this stories. maybe parents nowadays make a fass of everything or kids are to smarts now. anyway a had the same reaction when i read to my kids

  7. theguestroom
    April 12, 2014

    Hi Jenny,
    I think as a parent, you can find teaching points in every story, and you don’t necessarily have to read the text on the paper.
    I regularly tell my own story, using their pictures.

    I like to emphasize that all characters are innocent until proven guilty. There are nice dragons out there! How do you know it’s a naughty dragon? Perhaps he’s just misunderstood!;)

    No need to give your child nightmares or a closed mind. 😉

    Thanks for stopping by!
    MrJ

  8. theguestroom
    December 17, 2014

    Reblogged this on The Guest Room.

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